The Worst Pictures of Insects and Spiders You Have Ever Seen

This is pest control from hell, after all. The reason you will look at these images is the same reason why you continuously press your tongue against aphtae in your mouth.
Because you're an idiot. Ready?

Let's start with the strange fluffy-looking object that you should totally check out because what's the worse that could happen?

Don't ask me, I have no idea what just happened.



The element of surprise was key here, but spiders are capable of disturbing you even when they are just hanging around (literally).

Note how this is not some wild army of spiders in the jungle, it's inside your home. Oops, *a home, that was a typo, sorry. Seems like they found the walls of someone's room to be the perfect place for a re-enactment of the forest scene in Harry Potter.

Speaking of things that are almost the size of your head, here's this:

This just became the reason why I will never ever eat this again:

Rice, wrapped in cabbage, popular in Eastern Europe

Oh, but don't worry, we're not done with the spiders. They are pretty much dominating this topic without even trying.

At first glance, this seems to be a very funky spider, rocking an afro. Then you look closer and this spider is actually ENORMOUS. Looks bigger than your head (because to hell with centimetres and inches, that's a universal measurement).
It's big, because it's the mother spider. They don't call it that for no reason, though. Get it yet? THIS SPIDER IS COVERED IN THOUSANDS OF OTHER SPIDERS. 

On a positive note, though, here's something that could have gone a lot worse than it did:

And here's something that could have gone a lot better:

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What's worse than this picture, though, is the story behind it.
A regular kid was walking around and wind blew dust into its eyes. Something that happens all the time. Except, this kid was obviously marked by Satan and cursed by at least five separate gypsies.
It turned out that it was a botfly that made its way into his eye.
Before he knew it (and when he knew, he REALLY knew, because his eye started swelling in a matter too graphic to show in this post), it had laid eggs and larvae was living in there.
Surgery was made and the problem was taken care of, but the main question is, did this kid ever go out again?
If it were me, I'd make swim goggles a constant accessory to wear.
The irony is.. it would make him look like a fly. LOL