Cyanide & Happiness: Insects Doing Pest Control

You've heard about Cyanide & Happiness, of course?
In case you haven't, it's a very inspiring story about 16 year old boy, who can't even draw, becoming the most popular artist on the Internet of the past few years.
Don't ask me, some people just make deals with Satan.

Truth is these comics are winning people on the Internet over with an increasingly controversial sense of humour! So much, that the creators even made their own KickStarter campaign, which managed to raise enough funds to create a TV show, based on the comics.
Well, not so much a TV show, more like randomness and hilarity working together in the form of animated illustrations.

Pest Control Cyanide Style

Ever heard this line in the movies, a man kills a wolf in the wild or something and then he looks into the distance dramatically, saying "He'd do the same to me."

Screen-writing at its best.

Wasp control

Well, here is what would happen if a wasp was driving and you suddenly flew into the car:

Oh well, the human still came out a winner in this situation. I'd just watching the whole episode (it's called A Day At The Beach) just for the sound effects of this pest flopping around in his bare butt in the wasp's lap.

Cockroach control

You know that quintessential scene, part of the life of any student, or anyone who ever had to live in a badly maintained tenement building ? You want to go into the kitchen in the middle of the night, you turn on the light and it looks like you're the police who just broke up an illegal rave party, and the kids (which are roaches in this case) start scattering around, like they are running for their life (which in this case, they probably are).

Or did you ever wonder, if the insect was in the power position, would it show mercy towards you? The way you sometimes do, when there's people watching.




Or if they were just as grossed out with us, as we are with them?



Not that I wouldn't be grossed out if a bunch of naked babies started flying towards me with emotionless faces. I might prefer the caterpillars, in fact.

But perhaps, even if we lived in a parallel Universe where could be more like people..



.. maybe they still wouldn't be good for much either.

What I would have liked to see from Cyanide & Happiness on the topic of reverse pest control, is this: Pest exterminators try to spray the bare-butt human babies with like carcinogenic chemicals and the humans are all like "We've been eating that s*** for so long, we've grown resistance to it."